I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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