D3 body, D1 cock
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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