Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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