did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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