But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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