if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did I show you my penis last night?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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