So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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