ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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