Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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