is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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