Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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