He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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You. Win. At. Life.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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