My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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