You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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its like you know when i get waxed
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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