Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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