that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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