I like to think it a success when the cops are called
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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