you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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