let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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