I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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