Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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