Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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