is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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