if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
false alarm, still single
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