Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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