How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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