can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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