Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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