its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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