Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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