just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
