He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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