i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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