I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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