it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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