Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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