Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Come on in and take your pants off
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