hotel room ftw
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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