So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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