Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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