so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
