i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
How's work?
Spinning.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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