You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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