omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just had sex on a roof
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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