I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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