I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
