I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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