Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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