sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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