so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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