Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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