where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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