Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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