I'm lost and stupid without you.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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