The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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